People With Ugly Feet
Look, here’s the deal. I wish that I could wear flip-flops, but I can’t. My feet are too ugly. I recognize that, and I wish you would too. If you have ugly feet too, put them in a dang sock and put a shoe on. Do us all the favor. I don’t care to see your yellow toenails, bunions, corns, dead heel skin, etc. Especially in restaurants, grocery stores, and waiting rooms.
Thank you for your time.
Below you will find an example of someone that should NOT wear open-toed shoes.


June 2nd, 2008 at 9:55 am
Ok that is obscenely disgusting and i would hope that your feet arent that disgusting and if they are you seriously need some kind of pedicure to the EXTREME
June 2nd, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Remind me not to read your blog during lunch.
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:35 am
i was listening to the show this morning and couldn’t help but be impressed by you using the word riggamortis. i give a solid “amen” to this…people with gross feet don’t need to share it with the world.
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:14 am
EEEUUU, are those pictures taken at the station?
June 5th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Newman you are so right about feet they are the most disgusting thing ever. I hate feet
June 16th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Um just one question/statement “is there a pretty foot?” I think every one should keep those ugly things covered. lol.
June 21st, 2008 at 7:17 pm
That’s absolutely disgusting, & there is no such thing as a “pretty” foot… they’re all gross but I do know what you mean! LOL