Mama Jokes

I think I am the only person that still appreciates a good “ya mama” joke.  Seriously, I am always burning people with a sweet mama zinger.  More ofter than not I am the only one laughing.  I know they are played out and old, but come on…  When I was in Jr. High we’d play mama joke games.  We called them: Dirty Dozens, Dirties, and Dozens.  I was one of the best.  I know all the classics and boast more that 100 originals that have been stolen.  I am always on the look out for a new one, so if you’ve got some game…  Share it with the rest of the class…  Just please keep them PG-13 because my grandmother reads my blog…

3 Responses to “Mama Jokes”

  1. Amanda Says:

    I haven’t heard a good Yo Mama joke since “remember the titans”. I found this site and thought you would enjoy it as well.

    http://www.ahajokes.com/ym18.html

  2. jacksonspurr-rochester Says:

    Yo mama’s so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

  3. yo'mama joke queen Says:

    here’s a couple for ya i think are pg-13 if they aren’t then i’m sorry grandma ahead of time!
    Yo mama’s so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    Yo mama’s so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone .
    Yo mama’s so stupid she saw a sign that said airport left, so she turned around and went home.
    Yo mama’s so skinny she can hang glide on a dorito.
    OK i’ll leave it at that for now i know they are old but hey…so am i!lol (ok maybe i’m not)

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