Yeah Right
Who was I kidding. My goatee was really coming along swimmingly, until I met a few friends for lunch. Every one of them laughed at me. I took it on the chin throughout the entire meal. They said foul, crude things that painted my attempt at growing facial hair in a bad light. I was so ashamed! After lunch, I came home and got in the shower fully clothed and assumed the fetal position under the cold water. After the tears stopped falling, I lathered up and shaved that crap off my face. Who was I kidding? Why would I want to cover up my money maker anyway?
May 3rd, 2008 at 1:13 am
Newman, you should have left it. with a little rogaine on it, you could grow a full beard like me in 4 days i look like charlie daniels (the beard part). aww who am i kiddin’ im round jus tlike him too.
See Ya!
May 5th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
newman i just want to say your the man you guys put every other radio show to shame i listen to you guys on the way to work and it makes my day to know im not the only person with a sence of humor terry and steve your way better then the wanna be bees they have nothing on you guys and newman is the one piece that every one is missing a person who has fun and doesnt care have fun piece
May 5th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Who cares what all the other people think. You are a grown man and you can do what ever you want. If they can sit there and laughe at you then I would not call them friends at all. Dont let anyone put you down for who you are. You have a great personallity and I love to listen to you in the morning. Hold your head up high and be who are and who you want to be.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Goatees are cool. Chicks dig ‘em.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
newman it doest matter what pep say about ur face u still are the cutest thing ever and i know alot of girls who would die to met u at the gutaris and stars concert i will have a poster that says “bow chicka wah wah it’s newman” or “newman rocks!!!!!” i cant wait to see u.
-Kristina
May 8th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
I guess your face is your money maker cause your ass can’t be? Well, you better shake it then!!!
May 8th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Newman would look sexy with or without one…
May 11th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
You look great anyways. Don’t worry about it. The listeners all listen to the show for you anyways. It’s your heart that matters not your looks.
May 12th, 2008 at 8:46 am
hey jeremy the clean cut look is in. go with that. miss you in rochester.