So, I was in the bathroom this morning before work. You know, brushing my teeth, putting on deodorant, fixing my hair, etc. While I was going about my routine, I caught my own eye in the mirror. For some weird reason, I started trying to picture myself with some facial hair. See, I am 32 and never had a moustache, goatee, or beard. Don’t get me wrong, I grow hair. It’s just patchy and kind of white trashy.

The last time I tried to grow something and groom it, it was a soul patch. but it looked stupid. Plus, the hair there is blonde so I have to be in the sun for anyone to notice it. That was about 5 years ago. I was so ashamed of my facial hair situation that I made a point to always be clean shaven.

That changes today! I am going to throw caution to the wind and make another attempt at growing facial hair. I have been shaving every two days for a few years now. Maybe my time is now… I am going to get a few days of foundation growth. In the meantime, which style do you suggest? A full beard, goatee, chin strap, a fumanchu, handlebars, etc….

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