I’m Gonna Be Rich
I am currently recruiting new employees to work for my new company, Newmacorp. We are a young outfit with a bright future and unlimited earning potential, for me. All my employees will make $9.25 an hour with Sundays off. I am seeking recruits for all three shifts. If you know anyone interested hit me up with an email at newman@wbee.com.
Earlier today, before I started Newmacorp, I came up with a multi-million dollar idea. An idea so revolutionary that I had to call a patent lawyer. However I can’t afford one, so if you know of anyone that has already manufactured and marketed my idea please notify me.
Ready? OK… Here it is…
Custom Colored Toilet Water Tablets!
Personally, I am sick of the blue water. It’s been done a thousand times. What if Newmacorp was to offer colored water tablets that matched the shower curtain, the hand towels, the rug and mat, or your walls? Think about it, Toilet water that is custom colored to match your bathroom decorative scheme. We will match any color you want. just like the paint counter at Home Depot or something. We can print up those little things with the sample colors and put them in a display, also like the paint department. Am I brilliant or what?
If you want to invest in Newmacorp, work hourly at the plant, or be the first to order custom colored toilet water tablets leave your message below or email me at newman@wbee.com.
April 29th, 2008 at 7:55 am
Dear President of Newmancorp,
I have actually been looking for a summer job and this sounds like a great opportunity. I recently recieved my masters and feel I am qualified for this position. I have used a wide range of toilets in various settings. I have a lot of experience with toilets of all shapes, sizes and styles and feel this makes me a great canidate. I think that you should call CBS and get an Extreme Make-over: Toilet Edition going. You could pick seat covers and toilet water to match the other decor. Enjoy your day!
April 29th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Dear Newman, I think you are too smart for your own good! What a great idea! When you begin to make commecials to advertise your new product, you need to write, sing and act in your commercial. You’ve definitely got the talent!! Terri and Steve can be your background singers wearing their matching BEE t-shirts to get your plug in for the BEE as well!!! Best of luck in your new adventure!!!!P.S Newman for president!
May 11th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
You’re just way to awsome! You have the mind of a genious!!!