I am currently recruiting new employees to work for my new company, Newmacorp. We are a young outfit with a bright future and unlimited earning potential, for me. All my employees will make $9.25 an hour with Sundays off. I am seeking recruits for all three shifts. If you know anyone interested hit me up with an email at newman@wbee.com.

Earlier today, before I started Newmacorp, I came up with a multi-million dollar idea. An idea so revolutionary that I had to call a patent lawyer. However I can’t afford one, so if you know of anyone that has already manufactured and marketed my idea please notify me.

Ready? OK… Here it is…

Custom Colored Toilet Water Tablets!

Personally, I am sick of the blue water. It’s been done a thousand times. What if Newmacorp was to offer colored water tablets that matched the shower curtain, the hand towels, the rug and mat, or your walls? Think about it, Toilet water that is custom colored to match your bathroom decorative scheme. We will match any color you want. just like the paint counter at Home Depot or something. We can print up those little things with the sample colors and put them in a display, also like the paint department. Am I brilliant or what?

If you want to invest in Newmacorp, work hourly at the plant, or be the first to order custom colored toilet water tablets leave your message below or email me at newman@wbee.com.