The TwoDaLoo
The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world’s first toilet two people can use, at the exact same time! It brings couples closer together and conserves our water supply all with one flush. The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between. An upgraded version includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station. When I first saw this product on the internet I laughed out loud. I thought to myself, “who would buy this?” I figured it was for some hippy-tree hugger or pervert, maybe both. Then, as I began to read about it a light went off in my head! This thing isn’t creepy at all. It is nothing short of brilliant and I want one in my house and at work. Think about it. You could spend more time with your spouse if you installed them at home. Too many relationships, especially marraiges lack intamacy. Well, what promotes intimacy more than the TwoDaLoo?
There is too much crime and anger on the streets of our community. I can remedy that problem. Install TwoDaLoos in ALL public buildings. From City Hall to the DMV, from the DMV to Post Office, and from Frontier Field to the War Memorial. Even the shopping malls! What a better way to make a new friend, network, make a decision, promote literacy, and check sports scores. Just please remember to courtesy flush. MSRP is $1400.oo. So, dont get ripped off…My question to you is this…. What significant historical figure would you like to share time with on the TwoDaLoo?Email your thoughts, suggestions, and comments to newman@wbee.com.
April 24th, 2008 at 7:48 am
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/poop-love/twodaloo-for-couples-who-share-everything-327370.php
April 24th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Hey ~ WoW…I could’a invented this thing!!! I thought about this years ago….we’ve always been a one toilet household and many times I have said we needed a two-holer because more often than not, when you gotta go, someone else is already there….and not willing to get up just yet. I love my family alot, I just think maybe that little privacy wall should’a been a bit higher. I’ll bet it stinks in that bathroom at times though!
April 25th, 2008 at 12:38 am
Norman, I never call or write to any station but this is necessary. Not only did I grow up with the rough version of these ass splinters but I know the rough versions as do many of your listners that live in the suburbs like Terry. One seaters are the way to go…. two seaters are for the fart smellers or I mean the smart fellers. As much as I like the new version pictured it still does not include drink holders which is a must today, much like a riding lawnmower used in Auburn. Also the seats need to face the same direction so that you can slap the knee of the the neighbor when they do a good one…….Thanks….Parks landscape
April 25th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Hey Newman,
My daughter seems to love to talk to me in the bathroom, so what better way to promote mother/daughter relationships than to share quality time on the “TwoDaLoo”. Thanks for the suggestion.
May 2nd, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Hey Newman - I caught the end of one of your shows and heard this mentioned - so I explored… and to answer your question about who I’d like to sit with on the TwoDaLoo - I’d have to say Elvis Presley the night he died…you know they found him hunched over on the toilet - and the autopsy showed he had a 40 lbs collon….constipated from drug use. But really..I’d like to be there to hear his last thoughts and words..after all - the legend died alone - on the crapper none the less.