The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world’s first toilet two people can use, at the exact same time!  It brings couples closer together and conserves our water supply all with one flush.  The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between.  An upgraded version includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station. When I first saw this product on the internet I laughed out loud.  I thought to myself, “who would buy this?”  I figured it was for some hippy-tree hugger or pervert, maybe both.  Then, as I began to read about it a light went off in my head!  This thing isn’t creepy at all.  It is nothing short of brilliant and I want one in my house and at work. Think about it.  You could spend more time with your spouse if you installed them at home.  Too many relationships, especially marraiges lack intamacy.  Well, what promotes intimacy more than the TwoDaLoo?

There is too much crime and anger on the streets of our community.  I can remedy that problem.  Install TwoDaLoos in ALL public buildings.  From City Hall to the DMV, from the DMV to Post Office, and from Frontier Field to the War Memorial.  Even the shopping malls!  What a better way to make a new friend, network, make a decision, promote literacy, and check sports scores.  Just please remember to courtesy flush.  MSRP is $1400.oo.  So, dont get ripped off…My question to you is this….  What significant historical figure would you like to share time with on the TwoDaLoo?Email your thoughts, suggestions, and comments to newman@wbee.com.